Hm, near the end of March already. So today I had jury duty... well, kind of. I got there around 8:30 in the morning, got cavity searched as soon as I got in (JK!... or not), then I grabbed my 12 sided double dildo (JK!... or not) and went on my way to the juror's lounge. Once the lady bitch got there, she gave us a bunch of instructions and told certain people to go to another building. As luck would have it, full time students had to go to the other building so they could delay jury duty for them. The funny thing is that after she mentioned that full time students had to go, I hadn't heard what room I had to go to so I stayed until she mentioned it again. Then she said "ex-convicts or people with a record, room 139 in 60 Centre Street," and at that point I got up and left, which made people give me a sketchy look as I left which made me lol as I went down the elevator. As I was walking out of the building some hick asks me if he's at the right place. I tell him "Yeah" and then he tells me in Spanish about how he's not a citizen or resident so he doesn't know what to do. So I told him not to worry about jury duty, that's the least of his problems and walked away laughing. At the New York State Supreme Court (thats the building they made me go to) I talked to an officer who asked me what day I would be able to come back, so I picked June 5th since I'll be done with school by then. So I've delayed the inevitable for at least another 2 1/2 months, hooray! -__-