My Time At The Hospital

Since I'm already bored here at the hospital, I might as well jot down a time line of the time spent here... so here we go.

5:51PM- Fair amount of people here waiting for their doctor. I think I'm half as young as anyone here, which concerns me since I'll now assume they give free prostate exams to everyone (forcefully I'm sure). My appointment's at 6:30, doubt I'll see the doctor before 7:30. =/

5:56PM- A guy with a Dirt Devil vacuum in the face book bag got called by one of two nurses who spreek Brokren engrish. Let's see if the guy comes back walking awkwardly.

6:08PM- The good news is they're giving Family Guy on the TV, with the laughing and the jokes and the comedy and the *starts blathering* [/Bill Cosby]. Bad news? Commercials for that fucking "Chihuahua" movie. More bad news? I'M AT THE HOSPITAL WAITING TO GET SHOTS. -_-

6:25PM- Got called.

6:30PM- Got my blood pressure, weight, temperature checked. So far, so good. Big lol @ the lady that got her weight checked before me asking how much 100 something kilos was and finding out its 250 lbs. No sign of the vacuum cleaner guy. Poor guy, probably can't even walk anymore after that rectal exam. Now to play the waiting game once more, made more difficult by the fact that they're giving Friends on the TV. =/

6:36PM- This guy next to me is holding a GPS (for a car) in his hand whilst giving directions on the phone... and he gets called. I'm getting hungry.

6:45PM- It's really cold here, I think it'd give Lexington Steele a case of the limp dick. Should bring a hoodie next time I'm here.

7:05PM- Only a few people left, I think I'll get called in the next 20 minutes or so. Mets game should be starting soon. How much will they lose by tonight?

7:18PM- What is up with these African ass names being called? Oh right, Harlem Hospital. Still waiting to get called.

7:23PM- The Insider's big secret about Sarah Palin? SHE LUVS VAN HALEN =O. Also, she's a thrifter who likes gettin' her stew on as she watches this shitty show.

7:39PM- Still waiting. I'm almost sure they're gonna make me come back tomorrow for my shots and I DEFINITELY don't want to come back to this place for awhile. I think I'm getting frostbite here.

7:47PM- Down to like 4 people waiting, I'm sure I'll be the last one called if I actually get called.

7:54PM- "IT'S TOO COLD HERE, YA'LL NEED TO COMPLAIN. OLD FOLKS AIN'T SUPPOSED TO GET DIS COLD. DON'T YA'LL GOT HEAT IN HERE?" *looks at old Latin couple* "MUCHO FRIO!"

Also, vacuum guy never left...

8:10PM- I'm glad I'm not sick or anything because I would've died 20 times already. Me and some lady left to go... and now I'm the last one here, pretty deserted here.

8:38PM- Finally, someone will get to look at my balls whilst I cough! Hope it's a doctor this time.

8:55PM- No shots, appointment for November. Waste of time, today was. Off to the train.