Obama Is Prez

It's finally back to people not giving a shit about politics. You know, just like no one gives a shit about the Olympics once that's done. But that's fine I suppose, for I'd grown weary over the past year of all the Lib-tards spewing their "HUR HUR OBAMA IS 1337 AND IF HE DON'T WIN THEN AMERIKUH IS STUPID AND I'Z GOIN TO KANADUH" speech.

A few thoughts:
NUMBER 1)
Most people who vote are stupid/ misinformed.

NUMBER 1(Part 2))
Stupid/Misinformed people should not be allowed to vote. At the very least, everyone should have to take a test that would give them eligibility to vote. Consider this: Immigrants have to take a test to become citizens of the United States to presumably show some knowledge about the place they are living in. Why not the same for voting? Do you not have to take a test before you can legally drive? To get your diploma from college, do you/did you not have to take some tests along the way to get said diploma? If people really want to vote there will be no reason NOT to take a test that would figure out if you really know where a candidate stands on this issue or that issue. The whole "go out there and vote because you can not because you care" ideology is one of the stupidest things I've heard... ever. Might as well start blowing an AIDS-infected hobo because "you can" though I'm sure you'd care if he blew a load in your mouth. [/bad analogy]

NUMBER Dos)
How many people voted because they actually care about their country?

NUMBER CDEEZNUTZ)
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/nation_finally_shitty_enough_to
If I could write for any newspaper, it'd be The Onion.

NUMBER 2+2=4)
Say what you will about McCain, but his concession speech last night was awesome and I dare say better than Obama's own victory speech.

NUMBER Phive)
Phuck the Phillies... April cannot come soon enough.

NUMBER SixSuxSexSox)
I wish I still had cable, Indecision 2008 was in full swing and I missed it.

NUMBER se7en e1e7en)
"I voted for Obama because McCain is too old and he'll die soon... and have a woman as president? HAHAHAHAAHAH."- My dad
Misogynistic? Definitely.
Funny? More so.

NUMBER OCHO CINCO)
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER @ Obama

And yeah, thats pretty much it~